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LIMERICK CONTEST
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LIMERICKS FROM AROUND THE WORLD
Winning entries from the worldwide WRITE LIMERICKS - WIN CASH contest.
FUNNY LIMERICKS ABOUT CRITTERS OF ALL KINDS
There are limericks about critters ranging from armadillos to zebras in this amusing podcast - guaranteed fun for everyone from six to one hundred and six!
FUNNY LIMERICKS TO MAKE YOU LAUGH  
This funny podcast features limericks by Albert Adler and Dick Harrison. Some deal with witches and wizards, some with "the battle of the sexes," but all are worth listening to!
MORE FUNNY LIMERICKS
This funny podcast presents more limericks by Albert Adler and Richard Harrison from the book FUN WITH LIM-R-IDDLES.  You'll enjoy selections about Sports of Sorts and rhymes from Its A Living!
THE AERODYNAMICS OF LUNCHMEAT 
A tongue-in-cheek look at Venice Florida's "Cold Cut Quarterback" and his investigations into the flying characteristics of everything from Salami to Headcheese.
THE POWER OF THE PRESS
AND THE CURSE OF CELEBRITY
A follow up to THE AERODYNAMICS OF LUNCHMEAT - plans for a Super Bowl of Flying Food and the effects of celebrity on Venice Florida's Coldcut Quarterback.
THE COLLECTION
A funny essay First Prize Winner in the Dan Howe Life History Writing Contest in 2004. At first, we thought we were collecting matchbook covers. Come along with a couple of kids as they stroll along Lover's Lane on a sunny, summer day, many years ago.
KEY WEST - HOW TWO IGUANAS
COULD CHANGE MY LIFE
A funny article about an eye-opening trip to Key West, Florida, where I discover how two iguanas could change my life. 
Move over Bill Gates - this one is the BIG one!
HARRISON'S HINTS FOR HOMEOWNER 
A funny article about the four nuggets of wisdom every homeowner and do-it-yourselfer must know.
VIRGIL AND THE DEATH ANGEL
Here's a piece of family history. This funny podcast is for every gardner or anyone who wanted to be.
WORDS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR
If you could administer truth serum to telephone service representives we've waited forever to speak to, or to your dentist, stockbroker, pastor, psychiatrist or auto mechanic this funny podcast translates what you heard into what you should have heard, but never will.
NEW  WORDS NEEDED
FOR CURRENT POLITICS
 This funny podcast suggests new words and definitions to better describe our current political spectrum and the major players. Pay attention - a spelling test will follow.
CONFESSIONS OF A SWANHERD
This podcast outlines my plan to become the first cabinet level Swan Czar of the USA and make Commodity Trading in swans as profitable for the average guy or gal as pork bellies were for our ex-president's wife.
EXXXERCISE FOR SENIORS
A humorous look at a "seventy something" senior's first visit to an exercise club.
EXTENSOR LONGUS DIGITORUM
PEDIS COMMUNIS
The further adventures of a "seventy something" senior on joining an exercise club.
NUTS TO EXERCISE
- MY PERSONAL FITNESS FORMULA
The further adventures of a "seventy something" senior on joining an exercise club and his discovery that turning calories burned into "cashew nuts per mile" improves performance.
FITNESS FANTASIES
 Further adventures at my exercise club.  How I met Lou Ferrigno, "The Incredible Hulk," and became a legend in my own mind.
BACKYARD BIZ - Swans for fun and profit!
Are you looking for a business to supplement your retirement income or help put the kids through school? This podcast is for you: RAISING SWANS FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
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MAKE A PATH 
This is a podcast of an article that originally appeared in Pentecostal Evangel Magazine.
PUT DREAD BACK IN THE DEATH PENALTY
 A serious essay on one way to add a deterrent factor to the death penalty.
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THIRTEEN GHOSTS PLUS ONE
 The corpse that climbed out of the shabby black coffin brought some much needed life to a flagging industry. It wasn't the 13 ghosts that worried, Miss Phyliss, but the one that haunted my office after the others departed.
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